The 2010 Ship O' Fools Rookie Draft

The Ship O' Fools "Big Board"

How do you make a barbeque with a bunch of dudes even more awkward? Add a fantasy football draft, or worse: add a dynasty league fantasy football rookie draft.

And so it was, the annual Ship O' Fools rookie draft. The day entire franchises are set back multiple seasons, the day Phil reaches for a player way too early and subsequently trades the reach player to negate whatever ridiculous move he made, the day one of us actually decides to give guys like Mike Williams (USC) a roster spot. The suspense is palpable, so let's cut to the chase.

Here's how it went down:

Round 1

1. Stomp You Out -- C.J. Spiller (RB, Buffalo Bills)
2. "Hide Ya Kids, Hide Ya Wife" (formally F%CKOFF ...) -- Ryan Mathews (RB, San Diego Chargers)
3. Bryce Brothers -- Jahvid Best (RB, Detroit Lions)
4. Bryce Brothers -- Dez Bryant (WR, Dallas Cowboys)
5. Trading Incorporated -- Sam Bradford (QB, St. Louis Rams)
6. "Hide Ya Kids, Hide Ya Wife" -- Mike Williams (WR, Tampa Bay Buccaneers)
7. RENEGADES -- Demaryius Thomas (WR, Denver Broncos)
8. Stomp You Out -- Dexter McCluster (WR/RB, Kansas City Chiefs)
9. First Option -- Montario Hardesty (RB, Cleveland Browns)
10. Bryce Brothers -- Golden Tate (WR, Seattle Seahawks)

Round 2

11. Stomp You Out -- Anthony Dixon (RB, San Francisco 49ers)
12. Trading Incorporated -- Jermaine Gresham (TE, Cincinnati Bengals)
13. First Option -- Victor Cruz (RB, New York Giants)
14. "Hide Ya Kids, Hide Ya Wife" -- Ed Dixon (TE, Baltimore Ravens)
15. E.S.P.N. -- Jimmy Clausen (QB, Carolina Panthers)
16. RENEGADES -- Jordan Shipley (WR, Cincinnati Bengals)
17. E.S.P.N. -- Brandon LeFell (WR, Carolina Panthers)
18. Killer Bees -- Tim Tebow (QB, Denver Broncos)
19. Cellar Dwellars -- Ben Tate (RB, Houston Texans)
20. Bryce Brothers -- Arrelious Benn (WR, Tampa Bay Buccaneers)

Who got better? Who made mistakes? What undrafted players will have the most impact? How soon will Phil trade Bradford?

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